Adventurous Foodies Gifts

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Before/After

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Tzatzikicicle

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I'm unable to process this image."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."