Caffeine Explorer Gifts

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Teatime

Eternal Student.

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Too much cilantro

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Writers without borders.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Countervailing Clichés.

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

I love Cannelloni

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'What's holding him up?'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"