Coffee Explorer Prints

"Another Starbucks on Venus."

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

"It's small, but it's bottomless."

"Back to not speaking to my family."

You know, Frank, they say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Right. Or we could just find another place to get coffee, Ernie. Coffee.

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Reading the sports pages.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Non-Power Breakfast

Countervailing Clichés.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

EU and India partnership.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'