Coffee Adventure Seeker Prints

"Mornings are much less stressful here since I switched to decaf with a shot of vodka."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Joined at the hipster.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Countervailing Clichés.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Non-Power Breakfast

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

EU and India partnership.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

All-Day Breakfast

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Coffee shop

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

Pull an all-nighter?