Coffee Adventure Seeker Prints

"Mornings are much less stressful here since I switched to decaf with a shot of vodka."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Countervailing Clichés.

Non-Power Breakfast

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

EU and India partnership.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

Pull an all-nighter?

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

All-Day Breakfast