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"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

Restaurant: 'Out to Lunch'.

Spook cafe special meal.

'Why chocolate pudding to start?' - 'To help deaden your appetite.'

'Steak and microchips, please.'

'Let's try this place...I've heard the service is really slow.'

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

'Hi, I'm Leo. How's the food here?'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Coffee Date

"Two non-fat lattes and a decaf flat white, please."

Next coffee shop...50m

"We have a small menu..."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Oh, I hate the taste. It's the ritual I adore."

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

High Street Coffee Houses.

'Hey let's see what 'Aroma Lattes' is like, Jill! I've heard the coffee here IS to die for!'

Lina's Gourmet Coffee Ship: Longer Hours - Open Latte.

Marx & Hegel Buy a Bagel.

Vegetarian Special: Gingerbread Men.

Countervailing Clichés.

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Trouble brewing down at the local cafe: 'Gimme the chef's salad!' 'Oh eh, well I'll have the shepherd's pie.'

Latte Art

"I'm assuming this coffee date covers an extension of our friendship for at least a year."

"I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea."

"Sorry for the delay -- your power toast has become all-powerful."

Two people are sat in a cold café having hot chocolate.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!