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Instant Coffee Barista: 'One spoon or two'

Coffee Cartoon - Barista makes tea.

"Are we in this Starbucks or the one down the street?"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Let's get this straight-who's paying who protection money?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Now that's an afro!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Stonehenge Explained

Countervailing Clichés.

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Victorian Selfie

Greek A-Z Map,

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

National Coffee Day

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'How would you like your toast?'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Folk Wedding

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Closed for Renovation

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."