Cafe Culture Explorer Gifts

Coffee Cartoon - Barista makes tea.

"Let's get this straight-who's paying who protection money?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Now that's an afro!'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Countervailing Clichés.

Stonehenge Explained

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Greek A-Z Map,

Victorian Selfie

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Folk Wedding

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'How would you like your toast?'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Closed for Renovation

Mummy Tourist

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

A London gent abroad