Cafe Culture Connoisseur Gifts

"The end is near."

Narpkins

"Mobile phones and cappuchinos have destroyed fairyland forever."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Hats and Food

Yummy Mummies

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

National Coffee Day

'How would you like your toast?'

The Kali De Milo.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

What's the insect de jour?

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Chinese History: Redwash

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!