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"Surprise...! I made you a nice breakfast of bacon, ham, and sausage..."

'So, how do corn flakes work?'

"Do we have any other cereal? I already took a selfie eating this one."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

French Early Bird

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Breakfast surreal.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

World Cup breakfast.

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

Curry for Breakfast.

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

'Did you know that cereal is the only thing with a prize in it?!'

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

"Watch dad flip eggs without using a spatula!"

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

'I don't think it was very good. She even put ketchup in the coffee.'