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World Cup breakfast.

'I don't think it was very good. She even put ketchup in the coffee.'

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

"Think of it as cajun blackened oatmeal."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Cookbooks

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'