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'I don't think it was very good. She even put ketchup in the coffee.'

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

"Think of it as cajun blackened oatmeal."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Cookbooks

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Now here's a place I like!'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.