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"We don't get a lot of call for double-shot-espresso-vodka-prozac-mocha's."

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Countervailing Clichés.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Non-Power Breakfast

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

EU and India partnership.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."