Coffee Experimenter Pillows

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Non-Power Breakfast

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Countervailing Clichés.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

EU and India partnership.

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

All-Day Breakfast

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."