Breakfast Explorers Gifts

"Surprise...! I made you a nice breakfast of bacon, ham, and sausage..."

'So, how do corn flakes work?'

"Do we have any other cereal? I already took a selfie eating this one."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

French Early Bird

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Breakfast surreal.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

Curry for Breakfast.

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

'Did you know that cereal is the only thing with a prize in it?!'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.

"Watch dad flip eggs without using a spatula!"

'I don't think it was very good. She even put ketchup in the coffee.'

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

'How about some ice cream of wheat...hold the wheat?'

Tea Shop.

'You HAD to buy the cheap knockoff.'