Breakfast Sandwich Explorer Gifts

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Countervailing Clichés.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

French Early Bird

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

"Where's the Danish?"

I'm not sure but my guess is that it's one of the Sandwich Islands.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"It's all down to turmeric!"

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"We have a small menu..."

World Cup breakfast.

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Hi, I'm Leo. How's the food here?'

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

"Baldo, if you want good Latino food...all you have to do is ask."

"Sorry for the delay -- your power toast has become all-powerful."

Curry for Breakfast.

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"That Pink Slime I keep hearing about; is that a hamburger or the dessert?"

'Darling where are you getting the burgers from these days?'