Lunch Alternative Explorer Gifts

"No time for a 3-martini lunch? How about a marijuana brownie?"

Tartine

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

Biden Workload

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

'One businessman's lunch and one secretary's salad.'

"If it's still following me around at noon, you'll bet I'll eat it."

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"Wait—which is evidence and which is lunch?"

'The corned Beef Cappuccino needs work.'

"Your first poppadum, sir?"

A choice of sandwiches

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