Meat Alternative Explorer Gifts

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

Macho Vegetarian

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Nutritional Supplements.

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"We've gone glutton-free."

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"Check this out, a 'Grizzly burger', do they honestly think that we'll believe it is made with real bear?"

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

Go Veggie...

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

Bar None

"I know... everybody just assumes I'm a vegetarian."

"I'll have the vegan."

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

"We ought to give this diet a name."

"The cow was a vegetarian."

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

"Actually, kale is toxic."

"Are you sure this is gluten free?"