Meat Alternatives Gifts

Free-range tofu.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Vegetarian Birds

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

Go Veggie...

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"As vegan zombies, are we allowed to eat brains?"

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'