'We're not really vegetarians, but we would like something that died of natural causes.'
Meat Alternative Seeker Gifts
Looking for a gift for the meat alternative seeker? Find playful and inspiring products that celebrate their passion for plant-based eating. Perfect for vegans, vegetarians, or anyone embracing a creative approach to sustainability. Our collection features witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that humorously and thoughtfully honor their eco-friendly lifestyle. Show your support and appreciation with a gift that resonates with their culinary adventures and commitment to a greener planet.
What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?
"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."
"And that's where hot dogs come from."
"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".
DIY Butchers
Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.
"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."
"What've you got that's good for vegans?"
'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'
'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'
Go Veggie...
"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."
For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.
Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.
'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'
The Potato Man
'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'
"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left."
"I can tell you're enjoying your alternative-meat burger. Look at the beet juice running down your chin!"
Free-range tofu.
'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'
Freshly shaved ham.
"It's the only organic lacto-vegan menu I could find that fitted into the firms Christmas meal budget."
Naming the Chickow meat. Cheef. Bicken. Beeficken??
"It requires so much less work than a dog."
'Polly wants a T-bone steak.'
"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."
"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."
Deceptive Vegan Lasagna: Gluten-free pasta, Ricotta cheese substitute, Tomato-free tomato sauce, Leftovers, Pork, chicken, dairy and lots of gluten, Files from '05
Vegetarian Butcher
'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'
"Oh, give me a break. I quit smoking."
'Well our Jim did say he was going for something alternative!'
Meat Alternative Seeker Gifts Collection
Meat Alternative Seeker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating meat alternative lovers—quirky, inspiring designs that make every coffee break special.
Meat Alternative Seeker Pillows
Decorate their living space with pillows featuring witty and charming designs for meat alternative enthusiasts.
Meat Alternative Seeker Prints
Brighten up their home with prints that showcase their passion for sustainable eating—perfect for vegan kitchens and eco-friendly decor.
Meat Alternative Seeker T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that humorously highlight their love for plant-based foods—great for casual days and eco-conscious fashion statements.