"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."
Meat-free Living Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone passionate about plant-based living? Our collection highlights humor and personality, making every vegan, vegetarian, or flexitarian feel appreciated and understood. From mugs to t-shirts, find a fun way to honor their lifestyle.
'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'
Vegetarian Nightmare.
'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'
'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'
Easter Ham Free.
'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'
DIY Butchers
'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'
Go Veggie...
'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'
"What've you got that's good for vegans?"
"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"
"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."
What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions
Butcher shop +
"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."
"He feels he can do more good working within the system."
'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'
"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."
'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'
"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"
"I warned him not to go vegan."
"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."
"I told you dairy was bad for your diet!"
Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat
Free-range tofu.
"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"
Investments: New - Starred Items In Your Portfolio Mean 'Suitable For Vegans'.
Burger Blast: Kids with veggie parents - 25% off.
The Birth Of A Vegetarian
The vegetarian butcher.
"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."
'No bread crumbs for me, thanks. I have allergies to wheat.'
Least popular puppet ever: kale monster!
Meat-free Living Gifts Collection
Meat-free Living Mugs
Looking for more humorous and heartfelt products? Explore our collection of meat-free living mugs to find the perfect cheerful and eco-conscious gift.
Meat-free Living Pillows
Explore our cozy and humorous meat-free living pillows—layer their space with comfort and eco-friendly vibes.
Meat-free Living Prints
Decorate with our lively meat-free living prints—great for inspiring conversations and showcasing their plant-based passion.
Meat-free Living T-Shirts
Discover our range of meat-free living t-shirts—fun, stylish apparel that celebrates a compassionate lifestyle with wit and personality.