Meat-free Living Prints

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Easter Ham Free.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

DIY Butchers

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

Go Veggie...

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

Butcher shop +

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

"I warned him not to go vegan."

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

"I told you dairy was bad for your diet!"

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

Free-range tofu.

"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"

Investments: New - Starred Items In Your Portfolio Mean 'Suitable For Vegans'.

Burger Blast: Kids with veggie parents - 25% off.

The Birth Of A Vegetarian

The vegetarian butcher.

"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."

'No bread crumbs for me, thanks. I have allergies to wheat.'

Least popular puppet ever: kale monster!