Dairy-free Living Prints

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'Couldn't you just say you're lactose-intolerant?'

"I told you dairy was bad for your diet!"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"I'm sorry Clara, it's over.....the Vet says I'm allergic to Dairy!"

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

The Main Types of Cheese

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

The worm that churned!

Cow and Milk

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Dairy Devil

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

The Nihilist Deli.

'How now, brown cow?'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Yoghurt man

The Eighth Day of Christmas