Dairy-free Foodie Prints

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Two vegans, please."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

The Nihilist Deli.

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

The Eighth Day of Christmas

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

Cow accidently treading on her own udder.

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

'How old is the Stilton?' 'It used to be Cheddar.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

I lactate, therefore I am.

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

'Now this will be my 'watch you do the milking' stool.'

Empty milk bottle says to cow: 'You know what I want buddy, hand it over!'

Mouse, caught in trap after attempting to get cheese, says: 'That's it ??" I'm quitting dairy.'

"Partnering gave us more options for our cheese products..."

Vegan Menu

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant."

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).