Dairy-free Prints

'My secret for long life? I've always drunk, smoked, made out with women...and hated yogurt.'

Mouse, caught in trap after attempting to get cheese, says: 'That's it ??" I'm quitting dairy.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

The Main Types of Cheese

Cow's straw

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"They’re real."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Dairy Devil

The worm that churned!

Cow and Milk

Milkin' Impossible

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.