Dairy-free Gifts

'My secret for long life? I've always drunk, smoked, made out with women...and hated yogurt.'

Mouse, caught in trap after attempting to get cheese, says: 'That's it ??" I'm quitting dairy.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Cow's straw

The Main Types of Cheese

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Pull the udder one

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Dairy Devil

The worm that churned!

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Cow and Milk