Dairy-free Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm going to have to ask you to leave - all of our other customers are lactose intolerant."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

The Nihilist Deli.

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

The Eighth Day of Christmas

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

'You two, sort it out!'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Cow accidently treading on her own udder.

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

'How old is the Stilton?' 'It used to be Cheddar.'

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

Go Veggie...

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

I lactate, therefore I am.

'Now this will be my 'watch you do the milking' stool.'

'Cream?'

"Partnering gave us more options for our cheese products..."

Mouse, caught in trap after attempting to get cheese, says: 'That's it ??" I'm quitting dairy.'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant."