Dairy-free Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm going to have to ask you to leave - all of our other customers are lactose intolerant."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

The Nihilist Deli.

'How now, brown cow?'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

The Eighth Day of Christmas

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

'You two, sort it out!'

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

Cow accidently treading on her own udder.

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

'How old is the Stilton?' 'It used to be Cheddar.'

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

Go Veggie...

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

I lactate, therefore I am.

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

'Now this will be my 'watch you do the milking' stool.'

'Cream?'

"Partnering gave us more options for our cheese products..."

"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant."

Mouse, caught in trap after attempting to get cheese, says: 'That's it ??" I'm quitting dairy.'