Dairy-free Dieter Gifts

Lactose Intolerant Goldilocks

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

The Main Types of Cheese

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

The worm that churned!

Dairy Devil

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Cow and Milk

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

The Nihilist Deli.

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

The Eighth Day of Christmas

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'