Dairy-free Diet Gifts

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Cow's straw

The Main Types of Cheese

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"They’re real."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Pull the udder one

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

The worm that churned!

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Milkin' Impossible

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

Cow and Milk

Dairy Devil