Dairy-free Diet Gifts

'The good news is that you don't have mad cows disease. The bad news is that you're lactose intolerant.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cow's straw

The Main Types of Cheese

Where Skim Milk comes from.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"They’re real."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Pull the udder one

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Cow and Milk

Milkin' Impossible

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Dairy Devil

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'