Dairy-free Living Pillows

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'Couldn't you just say you're lactose-intolerant?'

"I told you dairy was bad for your diet!"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"I'm sorry Clara, it's over.....the Vet says I'm allergic to Dairy!"

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

The Main Types of Cheese

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Cow and Milk

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

The worm that churned!

Dairy Devil

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

The Nihilist Deli.

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Yoghurt man

The Eighth Day of Christmas

'Room for cream?'

The Magic Float