Dairy-free Dreamer Pillows

The Nihilist Deli.

"This increase in lactose-intolerant people is good for us: We can sell more milk..."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Cheese

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

World of Cow.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Yoghurt man

Diet Sugar House.

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

Christmas Cow.

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

Moon Cheese

'I did that once and my butter fat went up forty percent.'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'

Cows From The Streets

Aways read the small print.

'Look! The health food shop has been hit by the recession.'

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

Mouse, caught in trap after attempting to get cheese, says: 'That's it ??" I'm quitting dairy.'

"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant."

'They're individual cheese slices, Harry. We knew that sooner or later they would want to go free.'

Cheese in space

'My secret for long life? I've always drunk, smoked, made out with women...and hated yogurt.'

'I told you to cut DOWN on the vaccuum!'

'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

'The night cows fell on Alabama.'

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."