Meat-free Mentor Gifts

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Easter Ham Free.

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

DIY Butchers

'I just feel so used all the time.'

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

Client-centered Therapy.

Go Veggie...

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

Addiction Research Centre.

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

Butcher shop +

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

"I AM a counsellor..!"

"You're not as serene as you could be, Fred."

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

"It's an attempt to make the whole process less stressful on the animals."

Cats prefer the food that people eat.

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

"Making a difference doesn't make a difference."

Free-range tofu.

'Must you always bring your work home with you?!'

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will stay with me forever as they sit inside me,getting turned over and over, being blown completely out of proportion."

'I'm beginning to feel bad about skipping church for a cookout.'

'If it's wrong to eat animals, why are they made of meat?.'

The Birth Of A Vegetarian

The vegetarian butcher.

"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."

'I switched from yoga to visualization, for relaxation. I picture a world in which all students with discipline problems attend my class online, from their homes.'