Dairy Alternatives Gifts

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

New Milks

"This increase in lactose-intolerant people is good for us: We can sell more milk..."

"Mom, how do you milk an almond?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

The Main Types of Cheese

Cow's straw

Vegetarian Birds

Where Skim Milk comes from.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Pull the udder one

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

The worm that churned!