Dairy Alternatives Gifts

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

New Milks

"This increase in lactose-intolerant people is good for us: We can sell more milk..."

"Mom, how do you milk an almond?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Vegetarian Birds

The Main Types of Cheese

Where Skim Milk comes from.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Cow's straw

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"They’re real."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Pull the udder one

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Milkin' Impossible

The worm that churned!

Cow and Milk

Dairy Devil

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'