Dairy Gifts

"She's so Jersey."

The miracle of genetic engineering

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

A Wisconsin Cheesescape

'Mr Kilgore, I have reason to believe your lactose intolerance is psychological.'

'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'

R.I.P. Ted Jones, Dairy Farmer, Best before date Oct. 7, 1987

'Now this will be my 'watch you do the milking' stool.'

'Well, nobody's perfect.'

Milk truck with udders.

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

'Room for cream?'

The miracle of genetic engineering

Gifted Milk

Freshest ice cream in town!

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

'I'd have never guessed you two are related.'

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

Immature cheese pulling a face

"Have you heard the news? Ben & Jerry's is turning pro."

Cat with straw under cow.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Did you just curdle?'

"This milk is curdled, have you been jumping the moon again?"

'Rock beats Scissors!'

Cow orders milkshakes which come straight from a cow's udder.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Fresh milk - Self service

Cow accidently treading on her own udder.

Milk prices.

At the coffee shop, a cow is on the table where the milk is supposed to be.

"I'll have a double-dip hedge against osteoporosis."