Dairy Prints

"She's so Jersey."

The miracle of genetic engineering

How Ice Cream Is Made.

Goat Milk.

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

A Wisconsin Cheesescape

'Mr Kilgore, I have reason to believe your lactose intolerance is psychological.'

'How now, brown cow?'

"I feel so cheap."

'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'

Milk truck with udders.

'Well, nobody's perfect.'

'Now this will be my 'watch you do the milking' stool.'

R.I.P. Ted Jones, Dairy Farmer, Best before date Oct. 7, 1987

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Room for cream?'

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

'I'd have never guessed you two are related.'

Gifted Milk

Immature cheese pulling a face

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

The miracle of genetic engineering

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Cat with straw under cow.

Cheeze Wiz.

'This eggnog is really fresh. Did you just go to the store?'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Did you just curdle?'

Cow orders milkshakes which come straight from a cow's udder.

Cow udder with different types of milk.

"Have you heard the news? Ben & Jerry's is turning pro."

Where milkshakes come from.