Dairying Gifts

'If powdered milk's your thing! I'm your gal!'

Happy cows go in barn and come out incased in machines marked milk,cheese,meat,leather

Betsy's not too happy with Ralph's new turbo milker.

Empty milk bottle says to cow: 'You know what I want buddy, hand it over!'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

"Making instant butter."

"I have to say, it`s not every boss that buys their workers a bottle for their hard work."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

The Main Types of Cheese

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Important Food Groups

Cow's straw

"They’re real."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From