Dairy Dramatist Gifts

'I always thought I was lactose intolerant.'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

The Main Types of Cheese

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Cheese

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Wait, what are you doing?"

The Perfect Foil

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Broadway Moosical.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Cow and Milk

The worm that churned!

Dairy Devil

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

World of Cow.

'...and could you refill the vinegar - Genius here thinks it's the wine.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

'How now, brown cow?'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."