Dairy Dynamic Gifts

Your Country Needs MOO!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

The Main Types of Cheese

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Cow's straw

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"They’re real."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Milking the Cow.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Dairy Devil

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Milkin' Impossible

Broadway Moosical.

Cow and Milk

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

The worm that churned!