Dairy Manager Gifts

'I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go. You're been giving 110%.'

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

Dairy. You don't need to cover your ears, Ernie. Expiration dates are not spoiler alerts. Milk.

'I've got a memo here from the Big Cheese...'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Cow's straw

Important Food Groups

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Pull the udder one

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

Moo! OOM!