Dairy Manager Pillows

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

'I've got a memo here from the Big Cheese...'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Cow's straw

Important Food Groups

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Pull the udder one

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Cow and Milk

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Moo! OOM!