Dairy Management Pillows

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

The Main Types of Cheese

Cow's straw

Where Skim Milk comes from.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Important Food Groups

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"They’re real."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Pull the udder one

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'