Dairy Farming Pillows

About time!

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

Cow having a tattoo.

"So, you're telling me that my assets have been frozen?"

Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.

Milking the Cow.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'Bless You.'

"Look at the hayseed! He's trying to milk a tree!

'I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go. You're been giving 110%.'

'So help me Francine, if he doesn't warm his hands this time, there'll be trouble!'

"No, there's nothing wrong with her. Daisy here has been bred only to produce skimmed milk."

Playing game on Cow.

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

"Did we really need a company newsletter?"

"I'm not sure what we're seeing but I think it's some kind of antique milking machine."

"That was definitely mine."

"By the way, I'm taking off the first two weeks in August."

'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'

"Another drop in milk prices? Aren't we getting squeezed enough already?"

Milk Machine

'Is it an emergency?'

'They use it to make Swiss cheese. It's called hole milk.'

'There is so much penicillin in this milk we could use to to treat shipping fever!"

Eddy made his proposal to Greta but he couldn't interpret her response. did she mean 'Yes', 'No' or just 'Moooh'?

'For some reason, I've never been able to bring myself to part with Elsie here.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

'She'll be okay. She just had her bell rung.'

'Stop grumbling-on this farm everyone works.'

'Did you say that before you were a milker you used to work for McWit's Garage?'

Cow InOut Trays.

Swiss Cheese Cow

The American Farmer: a vanishing breed.

'You're making a big mistake.I'm still good for another five gallons of milk.'

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'