Dairy Farm Fan Pillows

Conspiracy theorist claim that it was a clump of dirt behind a barn that a cow jumped over. Not the moon.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

Important Food Groups

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

Yoyo sheep

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Cow and Milk

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

Moo! OOM!

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"