Dairy Farm Fan T-Shirts

Conspiracy theorist claim that it was a clump of dirt behind a barn that a cow jumped over. Not the moon.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Cow's straw

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Important Food Groups

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Yoyo sheep

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Moo! OOM!