Dairy Farm Admirer T-Shirts

A Reversing Cow

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'The circle is complete!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Important Food Groups

Cow's straw

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"They’re real."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

Boomerang cow.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'