Dairy Farm Dreamer T-Shirts

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

Raptures

Cow's straw

Important Food Groups

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Cheese

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"They’re real."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Agricultural Psychology

Pull the udder one

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Moo! OOM!