Dairy Daydreamer T-Shirts

Aways read the small print.

'The night cows fell on Alabama.'

Christmas Cow.

'Frankly, Jones, I couldn't care less whether milk production is up or down.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Oh Hi!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Important Food Groups

Cheese

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Doughboy Dad

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cheese Pile

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

The Nihilist Deli.

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

World of Cow.

A consumer guide to cheese.

Yoghurt man

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'