Milk And Honey Dreamer T-Shirts

"It's not always funny in the land of milk and honey."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Bubbly

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Little Princess.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"It is we."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

Cheese

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Sleeping Beauty

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Agricultural Psychology

Chocs away.

"I hear you may do a baby."