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"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

Tension filled the tent.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Cheese

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Chocs away.

Sweet surprise.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Building a gingerbread house

World of Cow.

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'