Sugarplum Dreamer T-Shirts

It must be December again -- I just had a vision of sugarplums.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Young Picasso at the Beach

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Saxophone Player.

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Shoot For The Moon

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Moon: Made in China

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

UFO Shelter

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Pole Star

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

"Disney will flip!"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

Astronaut

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"