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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Saxophone Player.

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Moon: Made in China

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Shoot For The Moon

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

UFO Shelter

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Pole Star

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

"Disney will flip!"

Astronaut

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Climbing to the moon...

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.