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'What kind of filling would you like?'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'

Arnold's sweet-tooth finally led him to death's door!

"So, I've heard that one of your scouts has found a sugar stash!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"The candy bar I bought got stuck, so Johnny tried to get it out. First he put his hand inside. . . then his arm. . . then. . ."

Black Forest Cake

"Where's your sack?"

'And could you make that sugar to go?'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"No more cross buns for you!"

"Baldo, I need you to run over to Bernarda's house and borrow some sugar. And make sure she gives it to you in the same bowl I gave to her when she borrowed sugar from me!"

He was having a great time until he'd eaten so much candy he just toppled over. His Halloween night reached a tipping point.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'