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'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I wish I was your height. My mom keeps the cookies on the top shelf where I can't reach them.'

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

'To be honest Mabel, we just made 'em smaller!'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"I'm the kind of guy who likes his espresso with plenty of cream and sugar. And no espresso.".

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I didn't spark joy."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Ice Cream Dreams.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Happy Days Are Here Again

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Thank you bubbles

Musical notes bubble gum.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Doughnut Making

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."